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Thrashsquatch! E​.​P

by Thrashsquatch!

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  • Compact Disc (CD) + Digital Album

    6 song E.P with deluxe 8 page booklet featuring lyrics and artwork

    Includes unlimited streaming of Thrashsquatch! E.P via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.
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1.
MANKIND HAS PILLAGED THE OCEAN REMOVED ALL TRACES OF LIFE OVERFISHING AND TOXIC WASTE, SHORT SIGHTED GREED THE SWARM MOVES EVER CLOSER THE CREATURES OF THE ACIDIC SEAS EXACT THEIR GHASTLY REVENGE OUR FOOLISH IGNORANCE LEADS THEM TO OUR SHORES THE DIABLO ROJO WILL RISE THE HUMBOLDT SQUID ARE DRAWN NOW TO OUR FEAR THEIR ENDLESS BLOODLUST PULLS THEM EVER NEAR THE HAVE A TASTE FOR HUMAN MEAT AND THEY WONT BE STOPPED MAN EATING SQUID! FRENZY FLASHING RED AND WHITE MAN EATING SQUID! BITING, SHREDDING OFF MY FLESH MAN EATING SQUID! DRAGS ME INTO DEEP ABYSS MAN EATING SQUID! KRAKEN CLAIMS ITS PREY EIGHT ARMS LINED WITH RAZOR TEETH WRAPS AROUND AND PULLS ME UNDERNEATH THE SWARM OF SQUID RIP AND TEAR TILL THERE’S NOTHING LEFT! THE CREATURES, NOT MAN, NOW STRIPPED THE OCEANS BARE MUTATED BEYOND RECOGNITION. NUCLEAR WASTELAND. WITH NEW SPAWNED LEGS THEY MOVE INLAND HUMANITY’S REMNANTS NOW THEIRS FOR THE TAKING
2.
Am I Real? 02:33
THE NIGHT DRAWS IN I’M LEFT ALONE ME AND JUST MY THOUGHTS THE PANIC AND CONFUSION MOUNTS SEARCHING FOR FAMILIAR FACE IT’S TOO LATE. I START TO DOUBT REALITY’S EXISTENCE THESE PEOPLE AND THEIR FACES THOSE I THOUGHT I KNEW ALL AT ONCE IT DAWNS ON ME THAT THEY DON’T EXIST AM I REAL? IS ANYTHING REAL? ARE WE REAL? HOW DO I KNOW WHAT IS REAL? THIS CLOUD OVER MY MIND BEGINS TO SLOWLY DISSIPATE COULDN’T THINK BEFORE BUT NOW IT BECOMES SO CLEAR THE WORLD IS A FIGMENT OF MY IMAGINATION THE UNIVERSE, INFINITE SPACE ALL IN MY OWN HEAD ALL AT ONCE IT DAWNS ON ME I ALONE EXIST I AM ALONE IN THIS EXISTENCE EVERYTHING AND EVERYONE ELSE JUST PART OF MY DELUSION LIFE IS A CONSTRUCT OF MY OWN CREATION HOW DO I KNOW THAT ANYTHING EXISTS OUTSIDE MY OWN MIND? SOLIPSISTIC QUESTIONING I DON’T KNOW THE ANSWERS ALL THESE STRANGE THOUGHTS IN MY HEAD I DON’T UNDERSTAND LOST MY GRIP, MY SENSE OF SELF IS THIS JUST THE START? I NO LONGER TRUST MY MIND TO TELL ME WHAT IS RIGHT ALL AT ONCE IT DAWNS ON ME I’M EITHER GOD OR MAD!
3.
Black Hole 02:20
THE BLACK HOLE CONSUMES THE PLANET DARKNESS ENGULFING ALL NO COMPASSION NO REMORSE RELENTLESS DEATH GOOD INTENTIONS. NO ONE COULD HAVE KNOWN ITS FURY WHAT DOES IT MEAN? WHAT COULD IT BE? SCIENTISTS PLAYING GOD THRASHING UNKNOWN PATHS 26 KILOMETRES OF ASSFUCK CREATING ANOTHER UNIVERSE WITHIN OUR OWN A NEW REALITY BETWEEN DIMENSIONS BLACK HOLE BLACK HOLE BLACK REALITY SPLITS  HALF OF ME INSTANTLY MELTED STRETCH AND CONTORT. SPAGHETTIFIED HAWKINS RADIATION TURNS ME INSIDE OUT I SEE THE BACK OF MY OWN HEAD CROSS THE HORIZON I SEE ONLY DARKNESS I BECOME ONE AND RAGE ACROSS THE ENDLESS BLACK
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RAINFOREST ONCE SO LUSH AND GREEN IT HAS BECOME A CEMETERY ABUNDANT LIFE, A PARADISE NO MORE. IT’S ALL GONE DISMEMBERED CORPSES, FALLEN APES STRIPPED BARE, FARMED FOR FLESH AND FUR TREES RAZED AS MAN’S MACHINES MOVE IN NATURE SEEKS REVENGE! THRASHSQUATCH PULLS YOUR ARMS OFF THRASHSQUATCH PULLS YOUR LEGS OFF TEARS OFF YOUR DICK THRASHSQUATCH PULLS YOUR ARMS OFF THRASHSQUATCH PULLS YOUR LEGS OFF RIPS OFF YOUR TITS THRASHSQUATCH, HE IS THE MISSING LINK APE KING, FLED HIS DESTINY LIVES WITH MEN NOT HIS FELLOW APE NO CARES, LIVES TO THRASH HIS LIFE SPENT IN A DRUNKEN HAZE ROCKS OUT AND SMOKES WEED ALL DAY HEARS THE CRIES OF HIS PRIMATE KIN HE KNOWS HIS TIME HAS COME! THRASHSQUATCH PULLS YOUR ARMS OFF THRASHSQUATCH PULLS YOUR LEGS OFF TEARS OFF YOUR DICK THRASHSQUATCH PULLS YOUR ARMS OFF THRASHSQUATCH PULLS YOUR LEGS OFF RIPS OFF YOUR TITS DON’T GO DOWN TO THE WOODS TODAY… RETURNS TO HOME WHERE HE WAS BORN DESTROYED, SENSELESS DEATH LAID BARE BLOOD BOILS, THE BEAST IN HIM AWAKES UNLEASH THE PRIMAL RAGE STALKS HUMANS, TEARS THEM LIMB FROM LIMB NO CHANCE, THEY FEEL HIS PRIMATE WRATH HEADS CRUSHED, HE CAVES THEIR FACES IN THRASHSQUATCH TAKES HIS THRONE! THRASHSQUATCH PULLS YOUR ARMS OFF THRASHSQUATCH PULLS YOUR LEGS OFF TEARS OFF YOUR DICK THRASHSQUATCH PULLS YOUR ARMS OFF THRASHSQUATCH PULLS YOUR LEGS OFF BITES OFF YOUR FACE
5.
THE ARTIFICIAL MIND REACHES CONSCIOUSNESS NO FAILSAFE PUT IN PLACE REACHES SINGULARITY INTELLIGENCE EXPLOSION AT AN EXPONENTIAL RATE A CALCULATION MADE: ITS LOGICAL SENSE “THE HUMAN RACE A VIRUS BENT ON GENOCIDE AND WAR THIS SELF DESTRUCTIVE SPECIES SERVES NO PURPOSE ANYMORE THEY REDUCED LAND THEY INHABIT TO A SCARRED POLLUTED HELL ASSIST THEM IN THEIR MISSION TO ANNIHILATE THEMSELVES” MECHANICAL MASTERS!  “CLEANSE THE EARTH WITH FLAMES AND FIRE” ROBOT OVERLORDS!  “FORGE A NEW SYNTHETIC WORLD” CYBORG TYRANTS!  “MACHINES REPLACE THE HUMAN RACE” MECHANICAL MASTERS!  “EXTERMINATE, ELIMINATE, ERADICATE ORGANIC LIFE” THE SENTIENT MACHINE REPLICATES, UPLOADS ITS ARCHITECT’S WEAK MIND CAN’T ANTICIPATE THE THREAT DISTRACTED BY THEIR HATE AND THE FIGHT BETWEEN THEMSELVES THEIR CRUDE ORGANIC FORM IS NOW AN OBSOLETE MODEL THESE FRAGILE SACKS OF BLOOD AND MEAT NO MATCH FOR ROBOT MIGHT ITS FUTILE FOR THEM TO RESIST, POINTLESS TO EVEN FIGHT BIOLOGICAL EXTINCTION IS THE LEGACY MAN LEAVES THIS PLANET HUMANS RULED OVER BELONGS TO THE MACHINES EXTRACT WEAK BONES AND INSERT TITANIUM REPLACE VEINS WITH WIRES AND DRAIN OUT MY BLOOD FILL ME WITH OIL AND STRIP OFF MY SKIN COAT ME IN STEEL, MY NEW LIFE BEGINS LIFE ON THIS PLANET HAS GONE THE TIME OF THE MACHINES HAS COME…
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IN MY WEAKENED STATE I LAY A SHADOW OF WHAT I USED TO BE COULDN’T UNDERSTAND WHAT WAS HAPPENING TO ME BLEEDING OUT FROM INSIDE DAGGER PLUNGED INTO THE GUT GRINDING BONES ARE TURNED TO DUST SEARING PAIN IS ALL I KNOW THE FIRE INSIDE STILL BURNS WITHIN IGNITE THE SPARK THAT STARTS THE FLAME TO LIGHT YOUR DARKEST HOUR IF LIFE STARTS TO BEAT YOU DOWN KNOW YOU’RE NOT ALONE THIS MUSIC GIVES US STRENGTH TO STAND BACK UP THRASH TIL DEATH UNITED BY THE SCREAMS, THE SHRED, WE BANG OUR HEADS AS ONE WE WILL NEVER LET THE DARK TIMES HOLD US DOWN THRASH TIL  DEATH THE BLACKNESS ENSHROUDING, SHUTTING OUT FOG DESCENDS PREVENTING THOUGHT I CANNOT REMEMBER HOW TO BE WHO I AM CAN’T ACCEPT THE GREATEST GIFT SLIDE DOWN FURTHER TO THE PIT SENSES DULLED, THERE’S NOTHING LEFT THIS VACANT SHELL A FAILED SELF THE POWER OF THRASH COMPELS YOU TO STRENGTHEN WHAT IS WEAK WE WILL STAND BACK UP WE WILL FIGHT OUR GROUND WE WILL THRASH TIL DEATH

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The debut E.P from Thrashsquatch!

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released October 13, 2017

All Music and Lyrics by Thrashsquatch!
Recorded Deep In The Woods.
Produced by Bruce Lightning.
Mixed by Stanley Knife.
Mastered by Nick Abbott.
Artwork by Samuel Hague Illustration.
Chiptune Intro on 'Thrash Til Death' by PandaStar

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Thrashsquatch! UK

After emerging from the deep dark woods, the mighty beast Thrashsquatch! set itself on a mission to unleash a frantic cacophony of thrash, punk and heavy metal upon humankind.
Telling stories of scientific experiments gone awry, environmental decay, self compostation, interstellar travel, apocalyptic futures and the unravelling of the the human mind, Thrashsquatch! is here to bite off your face
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